Saturday, December 10, 2011

LEARN ENGLISH & TWIST YOUR WORDS.

It's time to wonder again:
About the weird and wonderful language... English.

- How can 'You're so cool' and 'You're not so hot' be different? 

- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 

- I did not object to the object. 

- Boxing rings are square. 

- If one goose becomes two geese, why doesn't one moose become two meese? 

- A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. 

- The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 

- Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? 

- When the stars are out, they are visible,
When the lights are out, they are invisible. 

- If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

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